Tom Dickanary

Tom Dickanary
Tom has worked his entire life as a model for garden gnomes, their look being inspired by his curious choice of outfits. He carries a fishing rod wherever he goes so that he can pose with his fats. He was previously married until his wife Grenda died in Lancaster. According to Cupid, a cherub with the power to see people's deaths, she slipped and her head collided with the tiled floor, killing her. Tom claims to be 83, yet also claims to have met his wife at the 1930 Welsh Rarebit Competition. Unless Tom is a time traveller (which, given the stories of some of the rest of the guests, is not impossible), either his age or the year of the competition is surely incorrect. Tom and Grenda have a son Glyn, who modelled for garden cherubs in his youth, the ones that were not the mummified corpses of Cupid's children.

Cupid shot Tom with a love arrow in Episode 5 of Chuckle Knuckles, hoping to cheer Tom up immediately following the death of his wife. Tom has not been heard of since he planned to stay in the studio for the rest of his life, reluctant to move on his much-loved wife.

Tom is the N - yth guest to appear on Chuckle Knuckles.

Tom was murdered by Stoose in the record room of Bailrigg FM on the 21st of April